Kevin Roche (kproche) wrote,
Kevin Roche

OK, before sir_ender can get to this one

Flogging in a Winter Wonderland*

Flogging in a Winter Wonderland
parody lyrics © December 1996 by Kevin Roche (all rights reserved)

Over the ground lies a mantle of white
A heaven of diamonds looks down from the sky
Two hearts are thrillin'
In spite of the chill in the weather
Love knows no season, Love knows no clime
Romance can blossom any old time
Here in the open
We're cruisin' and hopin' for leather

Sleighbells ring...are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glist'ning
A beautiful sight as we're cruisin' tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird
Here to play is a new bird
Who screams and hangs on as we go along
Flogging in our winter wonderland

In the basement we can build a dungeon
Filled with great big crosses, whips and chains
We'll have lots of fun in our new dungeon
Playing sadomasochistic games!

Later on we'll perspire
As we play with some fire
We'll hang 'em in chains and play once again
Flogging in our winter wonderland
In the basement we can build a dungeon
and bring to it the playmates that we've found
Stocked with toys of every form and function
to try out once we've got them gagged and

Yes you know, ain't it thrilling
When your Bottom's really willing
To frolic and play the S&M way
Flogging in a winter wonderland...

* The best version of the prologue verse is Annie Lennox's recording

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